What's up guys,
My name is Jake Etheredge, but my friends call me Jake Etheredge. I am officially gonna rock this contest!!! I may be the hariest individual ever created, I still can't believe I ever got dates. Chuck Norris wishes he could grow mustaches like me. Just to let you all know how dedicated I am, my wife is planning on cutting me off for the duration of the contest, but I will not back down.
I have been kayaking for a while. I currently have two primary boats. The first being a Pyranha 420 and the second being a Wavesport Habitat 74.
I live in Huntsville, AL. So if you guys see me on the Locust or the Ocoee wish me luck!!
Other competitors, be afraid!!!
Look at that chin! That jaw! Now imagine what its gonna look like with a caterpillar poised above it!
ReplyDeleteNo more comments needed! This dude is the winner....might as well call it now.