A must see for all the mustache fans. Ever see the cartoon The Tick? This is a snippet of an episode where the Tick wakes up a mustache. ...

Competitors and esteemed fans, please excuse the month-long hiatus we took after the competition ended. The refereeing was so intense and e...

I looked at my watch today and realized it was August, but I still have a mustache... I mean, the contest is over, right? I should probably ...

Every since I started this I thought to myself: What I am doing shaving the goat tee I had been sporting for over a year, But I would have t...

What a crazy couple of months it has been! From the early tache buds way back in early June to the hefty powerbars I'm sporting now. I ...

The day has come... the day I must say goodbye to a dear friend, the day I must come to terms of letting go, the day I must part ways with F...

I'd have to say that this was a fun two months. Disassociation from physical appearance has always been something I've enjoyed to pl...

I briefly contemplated popping open a bottle of bubbly and celebrating the completion of our mustache journey, but after a thorough evaluati...

Well today I learned how long it has been since I was last on my longboard. Then I paddled out to try and fix the broken direction indicator...

Like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives.... The two months of this fine competition have flown by and with the qualit...

The metamorphosis is complete and I feel closer to my caveman self; hairy, sketch, and reeking of previous meals. Watermelon lingers sweetly...

Alas, as the time rapidly approaches for White-Tip and I to part ways, I thought I would share some adventures that he and I had along the w...

For this, my last bi-weekly mustache-motivated quest , I decided to compare my two odd months of mustache growth with those around me who ha...

Today is a sad day for me. It marks my final post in this year's Mustache King competition. I wish the contest would run year round so...

But what you may ask? Well the story starts with the final and last quest for the those who are not lip hair deprived.  Thru my dealings at ...

Athletes, Moo-stache Ambassadors, Ladies, Gents, Fans, Weeks 7-8: The final quest has been exhaled by the Great King of Mustaches. Show us ...