Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Weeks 5-6 are upon us. Mustache competitors, brace yourselves...

During these past two weeks the ultimate courage and steadfastness that it takes to be a real athlete, a competitor, has been shown by all of our remaining lip farmers. With the same vigor and competitive edge, we here at the IR Mustache King headquarters want to see you people embrace these next four weeks like they are the last you will ever live, and show the world that kayakers with mustaches mean business!

We give you your new quests:
Weeks 5-6:
A. At a restaurant with your waiter/waitress
B. You at the grocery store holding an embarrassing product
C. Your favorite scene from Star Wars...Mustache edition

Don't forget your epic quests...
Epic Quest list: (you may complete THREE of these over the course of the ENTIRE contest)
1. You (and 'stache) posing with someone famous
2. You underwater
3. You and your 'stache on your driver's lisence, student ID, or other identification card.
4. Indiana Jones and the Temple of 'Stache
5. Appear on TV either locally or nationally
6. Speaking in front of a large group of people
7. Doing a trick on a Skateboard or BMX
8. Wearing a HeeHaw Jones t-shirt
9. At Best Buy or Circuit City with one of the employees
10. Posing with one of the cast members of Night of the Living Donkey

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2 comments:

E. Garrett Bryant said...

Dude... your toys are G.I. Joes... not Star Wars... what sort of self-disrespecting mustache wearer are you?

July 8, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Effort.tv said...

Look here Han Stache-o, I don't need to hear how much of an expert you are on toys. Just enjoy the GI Joes and keep growing the face hair. I'll be the judge of you, not the other way around.

July 9, 2008 at 5:42 PM

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