Recently, I gave a speech to a group of children who were risking future mustache growth. I gave a very moving speech to around 30 youngsters on the perils of a caterpillar on your upper lip. Needless to say, they were all sufficiently terrified by the end of my speech.
"Don't grow up to be like me."(ps- I apologize my photographer was unable to capture an image that displayed the entire audience in their shock-and-awe. I think the photographer was amazed by White-Tip and shot an entire roll focusing on my upper lip.)
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