Kia Ora, Hola, G'day, Hey Bro
As a proud participant in the 2nd Curt Davis International Mustache Contest I would like to introduce myself;
My name is Anthony (aka Antz) Longman, I reside in the South Island of New Zealand, way down in the southern hemisphere. I currently publish and edit CUMEC Magazine, which is the only dedicated whitewater kayaking magazine in New Zealand & Australia.
I've had a few kayaks over the last few years including a stunning Pyranha Inazone 232; I called her Shazlene that's pronounced Sha-zzzz-lean. Unfortunately Shazleen cheated on me with a travelling kayaker from some exotic sounding European country. Luckily I got a payout from her which allowed me to buy a replacement kayak. Since Shazleen left I've paddled a whole bunch of Bliss-Stick Boats, plus a saucy black Jackson All-star. Although right now I'm using a Bliss-Stick Specialist and Mac-1 to rock my socks off when I get on the water.
A warning to my fellow mustache growers, I have previously spent a year living in Costa Rica where I was trained in the ancient latin art of the 'Dirty Sanchez' and with this knowledge my expectations for this challenge are high. I urge other competitors to tread with caution as my 'adopted latin blood' delivers a mustache unlike any other.
Hasta luego
Antz
www.cumecmagazine.com
Scouting Retrospect on the Kawarau River... that's a damn big hole....
A ferocious handle-bar mustache in a previous life?
1 comment:
You get no credit for "old mustaches" my friend.....we're all impressed you had a goatee like 5 years ago, but, unfortunately, we're not holding this contest 5 years ago.
I'm keeping my eye on you though, with your obvious "keen" fashion sense, you seem the perfect candidate to make a fool out of yourself.
Proceed
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