What's up guys,
My name is Jake Etheredge, but my friends call me Jake Etheredge. I am officially gonna rock this contest!!! I may be the hariest individual ever created, I still can't believe I ever got dates. Chuck Norris wishes he could grow mustaches like me. Just to let you all know how dedicated I am, my wife is planning on cutting me off for the duration of the contest, but I will not back down.
I have been kayaking for a while. I currently have two primary boats. The first being a Pyranha 420 and the second being a Wavesport Habitat 74.
I live in Huntsville, AL. So if you guys see me on the Locust or the Ocoee wish me luck!!
Other competitors, be afraid!!!
1 comment:
Look at that chin! That jaw! Now imagine what its gonna look like with a caterpillar poised above it!
No more comments needed! This dude is the winner....might as well call it now.
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